Feb 22

A simple primer on Chicago… sent by an anonymous e-mailer….

To understand the next 4 years,  you have to understand the world according to Chicago .

RULE #1…No matter what you see, hear, or do, you don’t know anybody and you don’t know nothing!
RULE #2…If you capture something on tape or camera, it doesn’t reveal nothing!
RULE #3…If you know what everybody knows in Chicago , well, . . . you still don’t know nothing.

Now pay close attention!  We don’t want to have to say this more than once.   It’s very simple . . . we’ll illustrate.  Remember, you know nothing.

These two? They don’t know each other!
They said they didn’t.
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The fellas in the background of this picture? Well, what fellas?  We don’t see nothing! 
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The guy on the left?  For all you know he’s Santa Claus.  And the guy on the right . . .well, he’s the Easter Bunny!  That’s all you need to know.
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Go to your eye doctor…your eyes are lying to you!  Ca’pish?  
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Remember Jimmy Hoffa!  He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he is. Is the big picture clear?  Not these pictures! Remember, You’ve already forgot them…
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Now, ain’t that simple? They don’t know each other, ’cause they said so! and neither do we!
And don’t forget it!

P.S.  If you pass this on to your friends, don’t forget, you know nothing and they will know nothing.
Does this come as any surprise?

3 Responses to “The World According to Chicago”

  1. Kris Curtis Says:

    hear hear…….what’s my name again.

  2. TR Says:

    http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/136309.jpg

    Moi? Moi, mon colonel? Ich kenne nichts!

  3. Tigger Says:

    Does anyone know if those pictures are real? With all the lies that have been posted about Obama, how do you know this is true.? Might those be photoshopped pics?

    I, for one, am sick and tired of all getting all this internet crap sent to me in e-mails from stupid people who believe it’s true.

    “Fool me once, shame on you
    Fool me twice, shame on me.”