Via the Onion
I can’t wait till my next flight, so someone like the gal pictured here can strip me naked to try and figure out why the machine keeps going off. Maybe I have a gun surgically inserted in my lower right leg. That’s probably it.
December 28th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I can’t wait till my next flight, so someone like the gal pictured here can strip me naked to try and figure out why the machine keeps going off. Maybe I have a gun surgically inserted in my lower right leg. That’s probably it.