Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, & Harry Reid are clearly socialists or worse. But calling them that is pretty useless because most people don’t know what socialist means, and a lot of the people that do think it is just dandy.
I prefer not to call them anything. The only real name I call Barack Obama is “liar”, because he lies all the time. That probably isn’t productive since a lot of people recoil from that term. But if you read my Casual Lies posts, you will find the charge rests on pretty solid ground.
But we won’t beat these guys with fancy political science names and terms. The ONLY way to beat them is to come up with names and terms for what they are doing that are funny, pertinent and perfectly describe the problem with the policy, or that gently ridicule the person in question about a flaw that matters.
Hence forth, I’m not going to use fancy terms like “socialist”. Here is a start on my new list:
| Obama | Teleprompter in Chief |
| Jimmy Carter the Second | |
| Money printer in Chief | |
| Barry | |
| nationalized health care | DMV medicine, IRS doctoring |
| Pelosi | Speaker. Where’s my Jet? |
| Speaker. Shultz (I know NUTHING!) | |
| nationalization of the car industry | Government Motors |
| IRS motors | |
| Department of the UAW | |
| Democrats | Demografts |
| Hip-Pocket Party | |
| Joe Congressman (UAW-State) | |
| socialist | What’s yours is mine folks |
This is hard, but important! Your suggestions welcome!