Benign Dangerous
Reporters writing about stuff they know nothing is always good for a chuckle. I know this because I know a lot about computers, software, guns, and the military. When reporters write about these things they almost always make big mistakes.
Take this article on a perceived increase in militias in the United States. Why would there be more militias now (if there are – and I don’t know if there are)?
If the words sound familiar, there is good reason. It is rhetoric that was typical of the so-called patriot movement of the 1990s, amid similar circumstances: A Democrat, Bill Clinton, was in office. There was heightened interest in gun control legislation. Veterans were returning from the first Gulf War. Elaborate conspiracy theories were spreading.
<sarcasm>Hmmm… those darned pesky VETERANS again. Why can’t we just animate them when we have a war and then put them in cold storage so they don’t come home and run rampant killing people and joining militias. What can we do about those dangerous VETERANS?</sarcasm>
Hey Reporter… these open militias are just wacky people, similar to eco-kooks, Dead Heads, nudists, and other eccentrics. The ones you have to worry about will not be in a compound or running about in camouflage. The government has awesome guns and guys eager to use them. The government has air power! Fighting the government with guns is stupid.
The militias you have to worry about will plan, quietly, and then strike precisely at the soft underbelly of government. Probably via assassination of openly corrupt politicians (can you name a few?) as well as with precise attacks on the infrastructure of government oppression. I suspect they would go after the fuel of oppression…. our money.
What might that involve? I suspect they would infiltrate key software engineers within the IRS information systems, and on signal cause mass confusion and distrust of the tax system. Externally and internally they would wage total war on IRS IT infrastructure. The goal would be to sow such distrust that it would cause massive non-compliance. Would it work? Sure. Especially so if they had people on the inside. Nary a gun required – and much more effective.
Our government is big because it has access to our money. Take the money away, it shrinks. Simple.
But hey, this is just me thinking aloud and war gaming what would be effective. Don’t worry… I’m not planning anything personally. I’m not happy with our direction, but my personal situation is fine and requires no revolution.
But it only makes sense that somebody out there is contemplating similar.
Would Al-Qaeda do this? Absolutely not. This would be HEALTHY for us, and they like our current self-destructive path. The old adage of not getting in the way of a self-destructing enemy applies to them.
So, Reporter, it isn’t the wacky militias you see that will undermine your socialist utopia. And if you really care about the country, Reporter, you would focus more on the government’s problems and not on eccentrics running around in the woods.